He gave his hearts, five big, romantically broken hearts,
to Maude Briscoe, the famous heart specialist, for study.
You see, Zed was a Foy from the planet Sortibackenstrete.
Maude's assistant, Dwayne Johnson, convinced Zed to let
Harold Gassenbaum's choir sing a dirge for him upon his
death. As Zed lay dying he was heard to say: Give my big
hearts to Maude, Dwayne, rememember me to Harold's choir,
tell all the Foys on Sortibackenstrete that I will soon be there.